1 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:34,857 Who had never dreamed of knowing heaven on earth, of sailing away to a desert island? 2 00:02:35,234 --> 00:02:38,341 Well, here's the story about such a dream come true. 3 00:02:38,519 --> 00:02:40,984 A story that starts in London at tea time, 4 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:44,333 which is not surprising since it's always tea time in London, 5 00:02:44,501 --> 00:02:48,148 on this particular day at the house of The Honourable Mr. Bramwell. 6 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:53,146 Your tea, Mr. Bramwell. 7 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,666 The heir from America is waiting outside. 8 00:02:58,709 --> 00:03:00,026 The heir from America? 9 00:03:00,149 --> 00:03:02,373 Oh, we can't keep him waiting, eh, gentlemen? 10 00:03:02,841 --> 00:03:06,407 Well, don't stand there gaping, Pringle. Show him in, immediately. 11 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,101 Will you go in now? 12 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:23,911 Mr. Laurel, I presume. 13 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:27,563 No, no, I'm Mr. Hardy. I'm Mr. Laurel's financial exchequer. 14 00:03:27,606 --> 00:03:30,772 - But where is Mr. Laurel? - Oh, right here. Mr. Laurel is... 15 00:03:30,815 --> 00:03:34,348 Ah, Mr. Laurel. We've had quite a time finding you. 16 00:03:36,705 --> 00:03:37,771 And now, gentlemen, 17 00:03:37,814 --> 00:03:43,031 let me introduce the two attorneys who handled your late uncle's affairs in France and in Italy. 18 00:03:43,074 --> 00:03:46,960 - Mr. Hardy, Monsieur Bonfois. Mr. Laurel, Signor Paltroni. - How do you do? 19 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:51,927 Signor Paltroni, Mr. Hardy. Mr. Bonfois, Mr. Laurel. My name is Bramwell. 20 00:03:52,873 --> 00:03:54,013 Mr. Hardy! 21 00:03:58,591 --> 00:04:02,377 Well, gentlemen, could we get down to business? 22 00:04:02,457 --> 00:04:04,264 Oh. Thank you, Stanley. 23 00:04:04,977 --> 00:04:06,936 Now, just how much is this legacy? 24 00:04:06,979 --> 00:04:10,739 Oh, you Americans, you never seem to believe in formalities, do you? 25 00:04:12,142 --> 00:04:13,888 There's one thing about us: 26 00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:17,490 We always believe in business before pleasure. 27 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:18,855 You see... 28 00:04:46,817 --> 00:04:47,836 Pardon me. 29 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:55,584 Thank you very much. 30 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,206 Now, could we proceed? 31 00:05:04,288 --> 00:05:06,912 As a matter of fact we'd better get right to business. 32 00:05:08,678 --> 00:05:11,344 Your Uncle was quite an eccentric. 33 00:05:11,387 --> 00:05:14,330 He, uh, didn't believe in banks. 34 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:18,309 He insisted in keeping his money in cash. 35 00:05:19,738 --> 00:05:21,749 - And here it is. - What is it? 36 00:05:22,236 --> 00:05:24,357 It's money... I think. 37 00:05:24,706 --> 00:05:28,458 Indeed, it is money, and a very large sum. 38 00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:31,055 - Italian lira. - French francs. 39 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,481 And English pounds. 40 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:34,027 Stanley... 41 00:05:34,949 --> 00:05:38,273 Mr. Laurel, before we actually turn this money over to you 42 00:05:38,316 --> 00:05:41,036 there are of course some administrative charges. 43 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:45,792 - These include overhead legal charges... - Deflation and motisation... 44 00:05:45,835 --> 00:05:51,135 Currency fluctuation, foreign exchange, and a few other incidentals. 45 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:52,188 Gentlemen. 46 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:04,020 Here's your receipt, Mr. Laurel. 47 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,203 Well, gentlemen... 48 00:06:09,246 --> 00:06:11,896 My dear Mr. Hardy, there is another small item. 49 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:14,109 - What now? - The taxes. 50 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:17,610 To save you time we've had them all figured out. 51 00:06:17,653 --> 00:06:21,073 Including, naturally, a slight fee for our services. 52 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:27,426 These deductions represent income taxes, state taxes, inheritance taxes, 53 00:06:27,469 --> 00:06:30,335 death taxes, and living taxes. 54 00:06:30,378 --> 00:06:33,571 And a few other plain taxes. Gentlemen. 55 00:06:45,561 --> 00:06:47,801 I wish Uncle had left me the taxes. 56 00:06:48,966 --> 00:06:50,488 Is that all we get? 57 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:54,232 Oh, but you also get an island! 58 00:06:54,465 --> 00:06:55,605 An island? 59 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,645 - And a beautiful yacht. - A yacht? 60 00:06:58,688 --> 00:07:03,614 Yes, yes. The yacht is tied to a dock right here, see, in Marseilles, France. 61 00:07:03,838 --> 00:07:06,511 And the island is here, in the south seas. 62 00:07:06,554 --> 00:07:11,180 - Gee, that sounds wonderful, Ollie! - Well, that sounds swell. But... 63 00:07:11,721 --> 00:07:16,508 - How much are the taxes on that? - Oh, none. The island is absolutely tax free! 64 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:19,326 - Here's your money. - The papers for the boat. 65 00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:21,490 And this is the deed to the island. 66 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:25,585 Well, now, that cleans out. I mean, that cleans up the estate. 67 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:27,742 Gentlemen, I bid you a good day. 68 00:07:27,942 --> 00:07:29,249 Come, Stanley. 69 00:07:34,383 --> 00:07:36,456 Why don't you be careful? 70 00:07:47,798 --> 00:07:50,712 Take a look. Here's your little boat, gentlemen. 71 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:59,995 - And here's your port clearance. - Thanks. 72 00:08:00,038 --> 00:08:01,751 We're going to need a crew for this one. 73 00:08:01,794 --> 00:08:03,751 A crew? What do we need a crew for? 74 00:08:03,794 --> 00:08:05,280 I'm running this boat! 75 00:08:05,323 --> 00:08:08,294 - Well, let's get on it. - Oh, I beg your pardon. Dock fees. 76 00:08:08,337 --> 00:08:09,973 - How much? - 19.000. 77 00:08:10,016 --> 00:08:11,029 Here are we. 78 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:13,392 Thank you, sir. 79 00:08:13,795 --> 00:08:15,708 - And bon voyage. - Merci beaucoup. 80 00:08:15,751 --> 00:08:18,131 - Good day. - Bon tomorrow! - Thank you. 81 00:08:18,174 --> 00:08:21,087 It's a good thing he didn't take the taxes. We'd have had nothing left. 82 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:22,147 Oh! 83 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:26,196 Pardon me. Thanks a lot for reminding me. I forgot about it. Thanks. 84 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,216 Monsieur... 85 00:08:31,529 --> 00:08:34,962 Oh, thank you. It's much too much, sir. Much too much. 86 00:08:36,586 --> 00:08:38,912 What did you have to open your big mouth for? 87 00:08:38,955 --> 00:08:40,635 I didn't know he was going to take it. 88 00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:42,752 Come on and let's take a look at the boat. 89 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,151 We've got plenty of gas! 90 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,935 Let that thing alone! 91 00:09:45,788 --> 00:09:47,067 Put that down! 92 00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:49,479 Look, there's a tunnel. Look. 93 00:09:51,268 --> 00:09:54,014 See? Let's go down. 94 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,035 Why don't you watch where you're walking? 95 00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:14,252 Well, I couldn't help it. 96 00:10:14,295 --> 00:10:17,055 Oh, never mind that. Let's see what we've got here. 97 00:10:44,683 --> 00:10:47,995 - I didn't know they were living underneath. - Well, they've moved now! 98 00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:53,876 - What'd he say? - I wouldn't care to repeat it. 99 00:10:54,106 --> 00:10:55,154 Come on! 100 00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:19,300 - What happened? - Mind your own business! 101 00:11:23,162 --> 00:11:24,406 Oh, look! 102 00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:30,426 - What is it? - That's an emergency life raft for four people. 103 00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:34,429 - You can't get four people into this thing! - You don't understand... 104 00:11:34,513 --> 00:11:37,167 Inside is a compressed air cylinder. 105 00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:42,052 When you release the valve it builds up large enough to carry four people. 106 00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:46,020 Well, what about me? 107 00:11:46,553 --> 00:11:48,774 You don't have to be insulting. 108 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,103 Haven't I always taken care of you? 109 00:11:53,764 --> 00:11:55,801 You're the first one I think of. 110 00:11:58,405 --> 00:12:00,763 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Ollie. 111 00:12:03,051 --> 00:12:04,098 Ollie. 112 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,515 Ollie. 113 00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:10,641 Juhuu! 114 00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:26,677 Take that snake skin off and get that cargo aboard! 115 00:12:27,951 --> 00:12:29,698 What about me! 116 00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:31,518 What about me?! 117 00:12:54,476 --> 00:12:58,516 Don't waste time like that. Throw them to me and I'll put them there. 118 00:14:10,757 --> 00:14:11,838 Look at that. 119 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,747 - What goes on here? - There's a man in the cage. 120 00:14:20,824 --> 00:14:23,890 - I bet it's Antoine again. - But the guy must be mad. 121 00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:26,468 - I'm a monkey, I tell you! - He's a stateless man. 122 00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:29,116 - A what? - Somebody who has no nationality. 123 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:32,833 He's not a bad guy, really, but no country seems to want him. 124 00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:36,167 He'd do anything to get back on land. Let's go, Antoine. 125 00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:42,740 Don't you know it's against the law to land here without a passport? 126 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:47,089 Arrest me, punish me, teach me a lesson, put me in prison, 127 00:14:47,485 --> 00:14:50,732 but remember that to put me in prison you've got to let me land. 128 00:14:51,117 --> 00:14:54,332 - How long has he been on your ship, captain? - Oh, months. 129 00:14:54,599 --> 00:15:00,125 He tried to get ashore at Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, Caracas, Sydney, 130 00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:03,934 - Brooklyn. - Brooklyn, Salonika... Everywhere we stop. 131 00:15:04,051 --> 00:15:08,313 - All I ask for is a country. - Well, get a passport! 132 00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:10,520 Oh, that's easy to say... 133 00:15:10,563 --> 00:15:13,416 How can I get a passport if I have no country? 134 00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:16,836 And how can I get in the country if I have no passport? 135 00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:18,512 Sorry, I didn't make the regulations. 136 00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:20,968 You're not allowed to land in this country. That's the law! 137 00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:22,541 Fine laws. 138 00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:25,930 You land monkeys without a passport but not human beings! 139 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:29,470 Take him back on board. 140 00:15:32,796 --> 00:15:34,050 Let's go! 141 00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:37,690 - Canned food, one crate. - Canned food, one crate. 142 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,833 - Six sheets plywood. - Six sheets plywood. 143 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:45,705 - Six sheets plywood. - Six sheets plywood. 144 00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:48,225 - Sugar, one sack. - Sugar, one sack. 145 00:16:00,406 --> 00:16:02,846 - Oh... alright. - Sugar, one sack. 146 00:16:11,744 --> 00:16:14,124 Won't you ever stop playing hide and seek with us? 147 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,673 Go on. Beat it and quick! 148 00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:17,267 But you two always stop me. 149 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,156 Now, see here. You're probably a good stonemason. 150 00:16:20,199 --> 00:16:21,702 Why don't you go and work in Italy? 151 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:24,456 - But I'm an immigrant! - That's just it. Immigrant in Italy. 152 00:16:24,499 --> 00:16:27,950 Are you kidding or something? How can you immigrate to place you've left already? 153 00:16:27,993 --> 00:16:32,392 Well, maybe, but one's a sure thing: You're not going to leave Marseilles without paying your passage. 154 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,898 It's a funny world, huh? 155 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:42,118 How come? 156 00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:46,854 Well, here we are, catching a man who tries to sneak off a boat and catching another man who tries to sneak on, 157 00:16:46,897 --> 00:16:49,028 when they could set it so easily with one another. 158 00:16:51,537 --> 00:16:54,057 Oh, yeah, you borrowed that without asking me. 159 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:57,564 Well, I wouldn't have mind of losing it if your trick would finally work. 160 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,383 It's tough, eh, Antoine?! 161 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,930 - Oh, I'll find another way out. Don't worry. - Don't tell me about it, huh. 162 00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,149 Good morning, boys. 163 00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:14,869 What'd you say? 164 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:17,829 I haven't opened my mouth. 165 00:17:17,928 --> 00:17:19,010 Good morning, boys! 166 00:17:22,036 --> 00:17:24,990 - Going on a vacation? - We're going to the South Seas. 167 00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:28,406 - Oh, it's a long trip there and a long way back. - Yeah, but we're not coming back. 168 00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:31,133 You see, we own an island out there. 169 00:17:31,207 --> 00:17:32,707 - Don't we, Ollie? - Uh-huh. 170 00:17:33,188 --> 00:17:36,947 - Say, how do you start an engine? - With a mechanic, of course. 171 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:40,067 We can't afford one. We haven't got any money. 172 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,881 We did have but they took it all for taxes. 173 00:17:42,924 --> 00:17:44,028 Well, don't worry. 174 00:17:44,071 --> 00:17:47,088 I'm gonna send you a mechanic and he won't cost you a cent. 175 00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:53,342 Well, everything's arranged. 176 00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,377 What is? My execution? 177 00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:57,982 There are two characters along side. 178 00:17:58,095 --> 00:18:01,440 They own an island in the South Seas. You're invited. 179 00:18:01,719 --> 00:18:03,959 And you won't need a passport to get ashore. 180 00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:11,622 Thank you. Thank you. 181 00:18:11,802 --> 00:18:13,749 - Bye! - Good luck, Antoine, buddy! 182 00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:53,491 - Good morning, Stanley. - Good morning, Ollie. 183 00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:57,403 - Where are we? - We're here. See? Right... 184 00:18:57,452 --> 00:19:00,492 Well, we shouldn't be. We'll have to change our course. 185 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,689 Keep her on the course. You can eat later. 186 00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:09,595 - But I'm hungry. - So am I! Selfish! 187 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,208 - Your hat. - Oh, thank you. 188 00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:53,688 Forgetting your manners when you get over the... 189 00:19:57,334 --> 00:20:01,628 Stanley, this is wonderful. The sea, the sky, the sun... 190 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,444 And you and I alone on the bounding main. 191 00:20:04,487 --> 00:20:06,630 What do you mean, alone? He's with us. 192 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:10,675 Oh, of course, Antoine. He's our very, very good friend. 193 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:11,819 Yes, sir. 194 00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:15,058 - And we'll share and share alike. - Hm. 195 00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:16,398 Thank you. 196 00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:18,564 Thank you. 197 00:20:24,696 --> 00:20:28,668 Stanley, open the skylight so we can get some of that good sea air. 198 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:40,400 You know what? You need glasses. It's already open. 199 00:20:42,879 --> 00:20:46,161 When you get to the island you'd better see an optimist. 200 00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:47,774 Hot rolls and butter. 201 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,093 And for the peace 'de resistance' 202 00:20:50,174 --> 00:20:52,540 Antoine presents his specialty 203 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,994 'Le côte de veau'. 204 00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:55,676 'Garni'. 205 00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:58,649 - Sounds good. - Mhm. 206 00:20:59,932 --> 00:21:03,971 I'm going to enjoy that, I know. I love côte du... 207 00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:47,745 Hey, Antoine. 208 00:21:48,122 --> 00:21:51,831 I suppose in the 'garni' you use a small touch of garlic. 209 00:21:51,874 --> 00:21:53,849 Oh, I hardly use a pinch. 210 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:15,067 A man that would steal food from a friend is the smallest thing in the world. 211 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:16,807 Oh, I don't know. 212 00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:20,736 All I hope, Stanley, is that you enjoyed your roll. 213 00:22:20,955 --> 00:22:23,548 How could I enjoy it, when you stole it? 214 00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:26,710 - What do you mean, I stole it? You stole it! - Pathetic. 215 00:22:26,753 --> 00:22:30,673 I would like you to know how happy I am to have you both as my friends. 216 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,399 I would like to give you a toast. 217 00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:34,472 I give you a friendship! 218 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,026 - Friendship! - Friendship! 219 00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:37,111 Here's how! 220 00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,437 Lets have another, eh? 221 00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,424 To friendship. 222 00:23:18,551 --> 00:23:20,371 - To friendship. - To friendship. 223 00:23:20,414 --> 00:23:21,804 Here's to your health. 224 00:23:33,403 --> 00:23:36,636 - Friendship... - Friendship. That's something really swell, no? 225 00:23:36,679 --> 00:23:38,677 No! Definitely no! 226 00:23:39,225 --> 00:23:42,771 Oh! Oh, the chops are done. Sit down, my friends. 227 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:46,125 Antoine is going to serve you his masterpiece. 228 00:24:26,449 --> 00:24:29,653 - What's the matter now? - You know what's the matter. 229 00:24:30,088 --> 00:24:34,141 I want my chop! Varnished with garlic! 230 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,034 You've got a lot of nerve. 231 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,770 You want my chop after you've eaten yours! 232 00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:47,317 - I'm sorry. - Well you should be! 233 00:24:51,034 --> 00:24:52,278 Just a minute! 234 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,687 Where's my potato? 235 00:24:56,435 --> 00:24:57,442 Now, listen: 236 00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,641 If you think I've eaten your roll and your potato and drank your wine, 237 00:25:01,684 --> 00:25:02,697 weigh me. 238 00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:05,000 Well, if you didn't, who did? 239 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,476 You can't scare us with that. 240 00:25:21,569 --> 00:25:24,686 As admiral of this ship, I'll have Stanley put you in irons! 241 00:25:24,885 --> 00:25:26,245 What's all this about? 242 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,072 You stole my potato! 243 00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:32,203 Yeah! And my roll, wine, and chop! 244 00:25:34,641 --> 00:25:35,827 Incidentally... 245 00:25:36,163 --> 00:25:37,640 Who's steering the boat? 246 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:39,363 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 247 00:25:39,469 --> 00:25:41,998 I tied the wheel on it's course. 248 00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:52,723 Well, for once you have used your head. 249 00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:53,896 Thank you, Ollie. 250 00:25:53,939 --> 00:25:56,124 I'll try and do that more often. 251 00:26:03,794 --> 00:26:06,260 - What was that? - The motor's stopped. 252 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:08,647 Fix it. You're the engineer. 253 00:26:08,781 --> 00:26:10,752 To tell you the truth, I'm not a mechanic. 254 00:26:10,796 --> 00:26:13,961 The captain on that boat cooked up that story just to get rid of me. 255 00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:17,701 As usual, I'll have to do everything myself. 256 00:26:18,901 --> 00:26:20,801 Get up on deck and stand by. 257 00:26:20,928 --> 00:26:22,432 Stand by what? 258 00:26:22,585 --> 00:26:24,641 Get up the deck! 259 00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,579 We'll take this little matter up later! 260 00:26:38,309 --> 00:26:39,899 What do you think is wrong with it? 261 00:26:41,758 --> 00:26:45,384 There's no use guessing. We'll just have to take it apart and find out. 262 00:26:45,497 --> 00:26:47,304 In other words, use your head. 263 00:26:47,424 --> 00:26:48,435 What for? 264 00:26:49,265 --> 00:26:52,277 Well, you could use yours for a bowling ball. 265 00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:57,484 - You mean one of those with a hole in? - Exactly! 266 00:26:59,271 --> 00:27:00,391 Now, give me a hand. 267 00:27:04,179 --> 00:27:06,152 Now let that be a lesson to you. 268 00:27:18,781 --> 00:27:19,781 Here. 269 00:27:24,321 --> 00:27:25,335 Here. 270 00:27:33,132 --> 00:27:34,484 Put that down! 271 00:27:49,159 --> 00:27:50,172 Ollie. 272 00:27:51,498 --> 00:27:52,498 What? 273 00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:54,245 The gas tank's empty. 274 00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:58,365 Why didn't you tell me that before? 275 00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:01,610 Give me the parts and I'll put them back together. 276 00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:16,636 Now we've got nothing left but the sail. 277 00:28:25,773 --> 00:28:28,065 Now, when I give the signal you pull. 278 00:28:36,594 --> 00:28:38,881 What are you doing? I could have broken my arm! 279 00:28:38,924 --> 00:28:41,253 Who are you and what are you doing on this boat? 280 00:28:41,296 --> 00:28:42,497 You got no rights here. 281 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:45,046 I have my rights! I'm coming as a stowaway! 282 00:28:45,089 --> 00:28:47,813 - They didn't tell us a stowaway came with the boat. - No. 283 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:48,915 Listen, fellas, 284 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,534 I could easily have been a stowaway on any other boat. 285 00:28:51,577 --> 00:28:52,913 I happened to pick this one. 286 00:28:52,956 --> 00:28:55,216 Then you had to find me and spoil everything. 287 00:28:55,259 --> 00:28:58,356 We had to use the sail because the engines broke! 288 00:28:58,479 --> 00:29:03,178 - Well, why don't you try fixing the motor? - We tried to, but it fell in the sea. Blub. 289 00:29:03,453 --> 00:29:04,478 Fell in the sea... 290 00:29:04,521 --> 00:29:08,474 Holy mackerel! Just my luck to be a stowaway on a boat run by two land lubbers 291 00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:11,637 who manage to drop the engine in the ocean! The ocean! Aah! 292 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,550 You know, I think we've offended him. 293 00:29:13,631 --> 00:29:16,604 - What's happening? What goes on here? - We've got a stowaway aboard. 294 00:29:16,647 --> 00:29:18,166 This is Antoine, the chef. 295 00:29:18,209 --> 00:29:19,352 Giovanni Copini. 296 00:29:19,395 --> 00:29:21,955 - Glad to meet you, sir. - And this is Stanley. 297 00:29:21,998 --> 00:29:23,121 How do you do? 298 00:29:29,730 --> 00:29:30,820 How do you do? 299 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:36,260 Why don't you be careful? 300 00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:39,433 Come on. We can't waste all day just talking. 301 00:29:39,476 --> 00:29:42,296 Get that rope! Get the sail up! Go ahead! 302 00:29:42,339 --> 00:29:44,385 You, the fat one, get on the other side! 303 00:29:44,428 --> 00:29:46,381 Pull! It takes muscle to raise a sail! 304 00:29:46,424 --> 00:29:48,628 The fat one, the other side! All together now! 305 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,124 Come on, pull on that! 306 00:30:33,695 --> 00:30:36,462 - Just in time to eat lunch. - Never mind eating. 307 00:30:36,782 --> 00:30:38,475 What happened to my pants? 308 00:30:38,927 --> 00:30:42,088 I put them right there to dry. The cannot disappear... 309 00:30:42,692 --> 00:30:44,233 Hey, the boat's moving! 310 00:30:46,652 --> 00:30:47,679 You get... 311 00:30:59,181 --> 00:31:01,936 - Kinda nice, eh, Stanley? - Sure is. 312 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,811 Just like playing hooky from school. 313 00:31:05,284 --> 00:31:07,218 We're all playing hooky more or less. 314 00:31:07,739 --> 00:31:10,647 Giovanni, what are you playing hooky from? 315 00:31:11,115 --> 00:31:14,967 From a world where I'm always being told what to do and then how to do it. 316 00:31:15,261 --> 00:31:18,854 One day a rich real estate man in my village hired me to build a wall. 317 00:31:19,248 --> 00:31:23,814 I spent weeks trying to find bricks with the right shape and kind of color he wanted. 318 00:31:23,987 --> 00:31:26,321 I fitted them in the place one by one 319 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:28,267 as if they were jewels. 320 00:31:29,047 --> 00:31:32,978 When the wall was finished it was shining in the sun like a real work of art 321 00:31:33,048 --> 00:31:36,102 because it was me, Giovanni, the best mason money can buy. 322 00:31:37,341 --> 00:31:38,941 Then the man came to have a look. 323 00:31:39,574 --> 00:31:41,368 And he ordered me to tear down the wall. 324 00:31:41,474 --> 00:31:43,920 He suddenly changed his mind. He wanted a picket fence. 325 00:31:44,901 --> 00:31:46,881 That's when I decided to play hooky. 326 00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:48,660 We don't blame you. 327 00:31:48,775 --> 00:31:51,167 - And you, what are you playing hooky from? - Taxes! 328 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,655 Yeah. We don't like taxes. 329 00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:58,640 Hey, Antoine. What about you? Where is your home? 330 00:31:58,794 --> 00:31:59,880 My home? 331 00:32:00,893 --> 00:32:01,928 I don't know. 332 00:32:02,151 --> 00:32:04,246 The whole world ought to be man's country. 333 00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:05,793 But for me... 334 00:32:06,306 --> 00:32:08,986 someone seems to have locked all the doors. 335 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,929 I can just see our island now. 336 00:32:13,953 --> 00:32:16,426 Palm trees, flowers, 337 00:32:17,051 --> 00:32:20,978 the sun to warm us, and the gentle rain. 338 00:32:31,981 --> 00:32:34,461 It's a storm! Don't you think we'd better get the boat ready? 339 00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:36,541 Yes, it looks like a bad one. 340 00:32:36,584 --> 00:32:39,077 - I never saw one like this before. - Me either! 341 00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:43,214 - We'd better pull down the sail. - I'll go get the life raft. 342 00:33:13,812 --> 00:33:15,013 Pull down the sail! 343 00:35:43,713 --> 00:35:45,266 Help! 344 00:35:58,026 --> 00:36:00,852 Help! Help! 345 00:36:01,732 --> 00:36:02,759 He... 346 00:37:22,797 --> 00:37:24,744 Ah, look at that! 347 00:37:27,230 --> 00:37:29,850 - An island! - We're on an island! 348 00:37:29,893 --> 00:37:31,476 Stanley, we're on an... 349 00:37:42,648 --> 00:37:44,667 We're on an island! Take a peep! 350 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:47,372 Take a peep! 351 00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:49,442 I'm too popped to peep. 352 00:37:51,465 --> 00:37:52,558 Oh! 353 00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:55,279 Oh, look. Look. 354 00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:57,866 Oh, boy! 355 00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:02,685 It's an atoll! That's what it is! An atoll! 356 00:38:02,728 --> 00:38:03,734 Come on! 357 00:38:03,902 --> 00:38:07,462 - Take care, brother. Easy, easy. Easy, easy. - Yeah. Yeah. 358 00:38:07,675 --> 00:38:09,149 It's alright! It's alright! 359 00:38:09,192 --> 00:38:10,518 Let's go fishing now, eh? 360 00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:12,625 - Hand me a basket. - Right away. 361 00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:16,838 Quick! A pot, some wood. Build a fire for the bouillabaisse. 362 00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:18,767 Don't forget to put some garlic in it. 363 00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:21,634 Oh, without it, it wouldn't be a real bouillabaisse. 364 00:38:59,485 --> 00:39:02,831 - Well, it don't look so bad. - Still in good condition. 365 00:39:21,941 --> 00:39:24,821 Antoine, what time are you serving dinner? 366 00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:27,357 If you want to eat, you'd better go build a fire. 367 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,264 And you, my boy, clean the fish. 368 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:33,511 You get the paper and I'll get the wood. 369 00:39:38,939 --> 00:39:40,379 - Ollie! - Yeah? 370 00:39:40,757 --> 00:39:42,612 - Hold this a minute, will ya? - Okay. 371 00:39:54,996 --> 00:39:58,095 You know, boys, there seems to be a lot of room for building houses here. 372 00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:00,896 Yeah, it sure is naked around here. 373 00:40:00,939 --> 00:40:03,638 Admiral, what do we do on a deserted island? 374 00:40:03,681 --> 00:40:07,712 Here's a man that was shipwrecked and he did alright. Listen. 375 00:40:08,544 --> 00:40:11,677 "Robinson Crusoe was born in the city of York. 376 00:40:11,947 --> 00:40:14,417 "His father wanted him to become a lawyer, 377 00:40:14,504 --> 00:40:17,145 but young Crusoe longed to go to sea." 378 00:40:26,697 --> 00:40:30,483 Our modern Robinson Crusoes have gotten used to their new life. 379 00:40:31,337 --> 00:40:35,990 By using the latest scientific farming methods they have tamed the wild land. 380 00:40:42,149 --> 00:40:46,039 And Mother Nature has supplied them with plenty of fresh water. 381 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:03,845 Man has set to work, so has nature. 382 00:41:03,923 --> 00:41:07,763 She has quickly changed the burned rock into an enchanting paradise. 383 00:41:08,096 --> 00:41:11,070 Weeks, months, years have passed. 384 00:41:11,376 --> 00:41:13,083 Everything is now improved. 385 00:41:13,482 --> 00:41:18,495 At last our castaways have earned the right to take a little time off from their hard work. 386 00:41:27,268 --> 00:41:28,428 Oscar. 387 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,115 Oscar! 388 00:41:52,114 --> 00:41:56,749 For the animals as well as for the men this island has become a real paradise. 389 00:41:56,948 --> 00:42:02,381 Yes, but a Garden of Eden without Eve and Adam is bored. 390 00:42:02,775 --> 00:42:04,635 But... But what's this? 391 00:42:04,841 --> 00:42:07,318 Where are these skipping stones leading us to? 392 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,921 To Papeete, the capital of Tahiti. 393 00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:12,118 And who do we find? Eve! 394 00:42:12,161 --> 00:42:14,681 I beg your pardon... Chérie Lamour. 395 00:42:14,811 --> 00:42:17,690 As you can see she's got plenty of brains 396 00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,117 and culture. 397 00:42:19,397 --> 00:42:21,797 The most glamorous girl in Tahiti, 398 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,331 and born in Paris, of course. 399 00:42:24,557 --> 00:42:26,077 Today is her big day. 400 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:30,957 First of all she is taking an audition at the Cockatoo, the smartest night club in town. 401 00:42:31,441 --> 00:42:35,381 And also she is expected at the courthouse for an important occasion. 402 00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:38,521 She's going to marry Lieutenant Jack Frazer. 403 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:47,795 What time is it? 404 00:42:49,049 --> 00:42:50,729 Play us the song. 405 00:45:02,076 --> 00:45:03,096 Thank you. 406 00:45:06,448 --> 00:45:10,201 - Can't you stand and have a drink on that? - Oh, no, no, no. I'm late to be far away. 407 00:45:10,244 --> 00:45:13,002 Thank you. Good bye. Thank you, goodbye. 408 00:45:14,230 --> 00:45:17,470 Ah, Miss Lamour, this way, please. 409 00:45:20,452 --> 00:45:22,386 Oh, sweetheart, I'm so pleased. 410 00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:24,346 It hardly looks like it. You're three quarters of an hour late! 411 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,483 You're not going to grumble about three little quarters of an hour? 412 00:45:27,526 --> 00:45:29,874 Your Honor, I didn't keep you waiting, I hope. 413 00:45:30,074 --> 00:45:32,294 - Well, it... - Ah, ah.. cherie. 414 00:45:34,247 --> 00:45:38,530 Ow, Your Honor, look at them. Aren't they lovely? 415 00:45:38,579 --> 00:45:42,973 - But you've so extravagant, my dear. - Miss Lamour, and you, sir... 416 00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,538 Marriage is a most important thing, 417 00:45:45,581 --> 00:45:47,822 and I should like before proceeding any further... 418 00:45:47,865 --> 00:45:50,038 - I got my contract. - What contract? 419 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,481 When we're married we're going to share everything in common. 420 00:45:52,523 --> 00:45:53,890 That's not what I'm talking about. 421 00:45:53,933 --> 00:45:56,912 My contract with the Cockatoo! My debut's tomorrow night. 422 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:59,235 So you'll be able to come and see me before you sail. 423 00:45:59,278 --> 00:46:00,977 Miss Lamour, if you please. Won't you... 424 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:03,833 Oh, but I'm listening to you, Your Honour. 425 00:46:04,069 --> 00:46:08,405 Miss Lamour, Lieutenant, marriage is a most important thing. 426 00:46:08,448 --> 00:46:09,451 Just a minute. 427 00:46:10,245 --> 00:46:12,105 I'm sorry to interrupt you, Your Honor, 428 00:46:12,161 --> 00:46:16,194 - but I've something to straighten out with my fiance. - It's most unusual but if... 429 00:46:16,237 --> 00:46:19,910 Am I to understand that you intend to continue your career after we are married? 430 00:46:19,953 --> 00:46:21,850 But of course, my sweetheart. 431 00:46:21,893 --> 00:46:23,788 You never suggested that I should give it up. 432 00:46:23,831 --> 00:46:25,208 I never broached the subject 433 00:46:25,251 --> 00:46:29,303 because I took it for granted that after we're married you'd devote yourself entirely to me. 434 00:46:29,346 --> 00:46:32,119 Nothing could please me more if you were here all the time, 435 00:46:32,162 --> 00:46:35,042 but when you spend ten months out of the year sailing the seas. 436 00:46:35,256 --> 00:46:36,648 what would you expect me to do? 437 00:46:36,691 --> 00:46:38,315 Swim behind your little barge? 438 00:46:38,358 --> 00:46:39,398 Well, look, honey. 439 00:46:39,671 --> 00:46:41,331 I'm not going to tolerate 440 00:46:41,551 --> 00:46:46,591 that while I'm out at sea you spend your nights play 'Come on, girl' in some clip joint. 441 00:46:46,634 --> 00:46:47,644 Ah! 442 00:46:47,687 --> 00:46:49,721 'Come on, girl' in some clip joint?! 443 00:46:49,764 --> 00:46:52,827 What do you think I am? I'm an actress, not a bum. 444 00:46:52,870 --> 00:46:54,350 You know what people call me? 445 00:46:54,430 --> 00:46:58,623 The female Caruso. That's a fact, Your Honor. The female Caruso. 446 00:47:02,715 --> 00:47:06,159 - Calm yourself, Miss Lamour. - I'm very calm, Your Honour! 447 00:47:06,226 --> 00:47:10,459 - But I'm not going to submit to this kind of blackmail! - In that case I'm not going to hang around here. 448 00:47:10,966 --> 00:47:13,294 You think about it, but think fast. 449 00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:14,824 Please, sir... 450 00:47:14,867 --> 00:47:18,084 Let him go away, Your Honour. I won't run after him. Do you hear me? 451 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,198 Miss Lamour... 452 00:47:19,241 --> 00:47:22,681 Think about it as well and come ang give me your answer tomorrow night at the Cockatoo. 453 00:47:22,723 --> 00:47:25,356 If you're not in the audience I know what your answer is. Jack? 454 00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:26,489 Sweetheart. 455 00:47:28,483 --> 00:47:30,023 He will come, won't he? 456 00:47:30,636 --> 00:47:32,856 Tell him, if he doesn't show up tomorrow night 457 00:47:33,276 --> 00:47:34,789 he'll never see me again. 458 00:47:35,263 --> 00:47:36,869 I don't know what I'll do, yet, 459 00:47:37,403 --> 00:47:39,551 but I'll see to it he never finds me. 460 00:47:39,929 --> 00:47:43,602 Okay, I'll give him the message, but you know him better than I do. 461 00:47:44,369 --> 00:47:46,962 Well, then he'll show up, I'm sure. 462 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,787 Magnificent. And to think that dickhead didn't show up. 463 00:50:40,887 --> 00:50:44,427 He didn't show up! He didn't show up! He ruined everything! 464 00:50:45,268 --> 00:50:47,254 - Where is he? - He sailed this morning. 465 00:50:47,807 --> 00:50:51,474 - I won't even listen, he said he wouldn't give in. - I wouldn't give in, either. 466 00:50:52,801 --> 00:50:55,181 Did you tell him he might lose me forever? 467 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,254 I did. 468 00:50:57,297 --> 00:50:59,014 Encore. Encore! 469 00:51:04,533 --> 00:51:07,112 - They want an encore. Hurry up! - Yes, yes. 470 00:51:07,155 --> 00:51:09,436 But Jack will be back in two weeks. You'll see him again. 471 00:51:09,478 --> 00:51:11,343 - What do I care. I won't be here. - What? 472 00:51:11,388 --> 00:51:14,288 - When is your ship sailing, captain? - Next Friday. Why? 473 00:51:14,595 --> 00:51:15,941 Take me as a passenger. 474 00:51:15,984 --> 00:51:18,221 But my tub's no luxury liner, you understand? 475 00:51:18,264 --> 00:51:20,484 It makes no difference. All I want is to leave! 476 00:51:20,527 --> 00:51:22,904 Hey! There's also my wife! 477 00:52:05,523 --> 00:52:08,109 Oh, is the hunting season on? 478 00:52:08,282 --> 00:52:09,856 Get up! Out of that bed! 479 00:52:09,899 --> 00:52:12,324 Your husband should've warned me that you're coming on this voyage. 480 00:52:12,366 --> 00:52:14,256 I wouldn't have sailed on this slave ship. 481 00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:17,192 I never believed that story of your american friend being home. 482 00:52:17,373 --> 00:52:19,806 I had a hunch you're going to pay for my husband. 483 00:52:20,492 --> 00:52:21,506 Get up. 484 00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:24,562 - And start your packing. - You're going to throw me over board? 485 00:52:24,608 --> 00:52:25,615 No. 486 00:52:25,922 --> 00:52:27,862 We're going to land you on an island. 487 00:52:28,022 --> 00:52:29,275 An island... 488 00:52:29,768 --> 00:52:31,741 - unknown. - Are there people on it? 489 00:52:32,034 --> 00:52:34,134 You'll find out about that as soon as you land. 490 00:52:34,328 --> 00:52:37,001 Wherever you appear, in no time you're surrounded by men. 491 00:52:42,223 --> 00:52:45,087 No! I tell you it isn't fair to poor girl off in a deserted island. 492 00:52:45,130 --> 00:52:46,736 There're husbands right for her. 493 00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:48,783 Where are husbands, there are people. 494 00:52:48,826 --> 00:52:50,376 - It suits. - Get moving. 495 00:52:50,435 --> 00:52:54,975 But I keep telling you she only came aboard on account of Frazer, just to make him jealous. 496 00:52:55,018 --> 00:52:57,429 He'll blow his top if I tell him that I put off on an island. 497 00:52:57,485 --> 00:52:59,291 You don't have to tell him about this. 498 00:53:00,385 --> 00:53:01,624 On the other hand... 499 00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:04,771 Tell him I can be just as stubborn as he can. 500 00:53:07,238 --> 00:53:08,965 - I row you over. - No, you don't. 501 00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:10,431 You stay right here. 502 00:53:10,865 --> 00:53:13,265 She knows how to row. And if she can't... 503 00:53:13,423 --> 00:53:14,429 she'll have to swim. 504 00:53:14,472 --> 00:53:17,111 - So long, sweetheart. - Oh, no! 505 00:53:22,138 --> 00:53:24,372 I'm glad you boys are here. I wanna talk to you. 506 00:53:24,437 --> 00:53:26,565 Where were you fellas a while ago? 507 00:53:26,608 --> 00:53:29,331 I was down at the beach getting these fish for dinner. See? 508 00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:30,985 I was working in the garden. 509 00:53:31,811 --> 00:53:34,013 Did you see or hear anything? 510 00:53:34,330 --> 00:53:36,124 - Just the waves. - Why? 511 00:53:36,167 --> 00:53:37,544 I'll tell you why. 512 00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:39,624 Because I was down by the lagoon, 513 00:53:39,667 --> 00:53:42,363 and I thought I heard the engines of a big boat. 514 00:53:42,535 --> 00:53:43,607 Then it whistled. 515 00:53:43,734 --> 00:53:45,948 By the time I climbed up to see... 516 00:53:46,554 --> 00:53:49,409 - there was nothing there. - That's because it had gone. 517 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,680 - Ah. - Ah. 518 00:53:51,794 --> 00:53:52,887 What had gone? 519 00:53:53,087 --> 00:53:54,141 The boat. 520 00:53:58,978 --> 00:54:02,411 You mean to tell me that you saw a boat and didn't let us know? 521 00:54:02,771 --> 00:54:04,957 Well, I saw it, and I waved to it, 522 00:54:05,037 --> 00:54:06,731 but it didn't wave back, so I... 523 00:54:07,263 --> 00:54:10,316 Get us something to drink before I forget myself. 524 00:54:13,830 --> 00:54:16,749 Stan has certainly received more than his share of stupidity. 525 00:54:16,792 --> 00:54:20,256 Yeah, no one person could be really such a blockhead. 526 00:54:23,287 --> 00:54:24,376 Pardon me. 527 00:54:36,888 --> 00:54:38,421 What's the matter with you? 528 00:54:38,781 --> 00:54:40,614 I think I saw something. 529 00:54:40,904 --> 00:54:42,474 What are you talking about? 530 00:54:43,107 --> 00:54:45,037 There's a girl in the kitchen. 531 00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:48,915 You are absolutely right. 532 00:54:49,715 --> 00:54:51,075 There she is! 533 00:54:51,816 --> 00:54:52,865 Hello. 534 00:55:02,410 --> 00:55:03,437 Well... 535 00:55:03,603 --> 00:55:04,805 Hello, fellas. 536 00:55:05,330 --> 00:55:07,686 - How... How did you get here? - Well... 537 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,375 I guess you might say 538 00:55:09,622 --> 00:55:12,915 - I was dropped by a witch. - Like one that rides on a broom? 539 00:55:12,958 --> 00:55:14,211 Oh, no. 540 00:55:14,591 --> 00:55:16,364 This one used a shotgun. 541 00:55:16,557 --> 00:55:20,260 I'm sorry for this intrusion, but you'll have to take me as a guest, I'm afraid. 542 00:55:20,303 --> 00:55:21,817 It will be a pleasure. 543 00:55:22,010 --> 00:55:25,197 - I knew I should've built a guest house a long time ago. - Oh... 544 00:55:25,803 --> 00:55:30,040 - There's no place for me to stay? - Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 545 00:55:30,084 --> 00:55:33,083 Giovanni and Antoine will move in with Stanley and me. 546 00:55:33,309 --> 00:55:36,272 - And you can stay right here. - You're very kind. 547 00:55:36,315 --> 00:55:39,062 Come, my little princess, and I shall show you to your boudoir. 548 00:55:39,429 --> 00:55:41,815 You know, I think I'm going to like this place. 549 00:55:42,188 --> 00:55:45,294 It's swell. You don't have to shave or anything. 550 00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:56,089 I left my cases down at the beach with all my things. 551 00:55:57,233 --> 00:56:00,293 Gentlemen, get the lady's luggage and bring it to her chateau. 552 00:56:00,663 --> 00:56:01,686 Thank you. 553 00:56:02,909 --> 00:56:06,809 - What's that funny thing up there? - That, my dear, is the wreckage of the good ship Momus. 554 00:56:07,442 --> 00:56:10,629 I shall never forget the day that I found this island. 555 00:56:10,704 --> 00:56:13,984 It was a terrible night, dark as pitch. 556 00:56:14,193 --> 00:56:17,402 It was so pitch, you couldn't see your hand behind your back. 557 00:56:17,445 --> 00:56:19,152 Exactly, Stanley. 558 00:56:19,557 --> 00:56:22,756 Then, all of a sudden I spotted that harbour. 559 00:56:23,301 --> 00:56:26,224 I put her bow into the teeth of the gale, 560 00:56:26,369 --> 00:56:31,142 lashed myself to the wheel and beached her on that pinnacle. 561 00:56:31,293 --> 00:56:33,513 And it's been there ever since. 562 00:56:33,832 --> 00:56:36,786 Well, boys, you must have had trouble getting it up so high. 563 00:56:36,856 --> 00:56:38,146 He read it in a book. 564 00:56:38,189 --> 00:56:40,616 Uh, come, my dear. Book... 565 00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:44,585 One, two, three... All there. Thank you. 566 00:57:37,819 --> 00:57:40,924 Stanley, have you forgotten that we have company? 567 00:57:46,849 --> 00:57:49,089 Gentlemen, make yourselves comfortable. 568 00:57:58,178 --> 00:57:59,250 Gentlemen... 569 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:27,970 Stanley... 570 00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:29,095 Yes? 571 00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:30,430 This is my side. 572 00:58:30,790 --> 00:58:33,023 Well, there's no room on my side. 573 00:58:33,284 --> 00:58:36,250 Well, the fair thing to do is to take turns. 574 00:58:36,431 --> 00:58:41,871 While one sits up, the other sleeps and when he wakes up, we change. 575 00:58:42,513 --> 00:58:45,020 Now, that's what I call a sport. 576 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:46,862 Thank you, Ollie. 577 00:58:47,475 --> 00:58:49,082 That's a good idea. 578 00:58:49,228 --> 00:58:53,622 I sleep and then when you wake up, I sleep again. 579 00:58:54,412 --> 00:58:56,493 Haven't you forgotten something? 580 00:58:57,726 --> 00:58:58,732 Huh? 581 00:58:58,775 --> 00:59:00,619 Haven't you forgotten something? 582 00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,070 Oh... Good night, Ollie. 583 00:59:04,156 --> 00:59:07,346 - I'm sorry, Ollie. - Get up and put that candle out. 584 00:59:07,389 --> 00:59:10,546 - But you said that I could... - Go ahead, selfish. 585 00:59:25,551 --> 00:59:26,599 Ollie. 586 00:59:28,271 --> 00:59:29,284 Ollie. 587 00:59:30,941 --> 00:59:31,944 Ollie. 588 00:59:32,957 --> 00:59:34,237 Are you awake yet? 589 00:59:34,657 --> 00:59:35,697 No! 590 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:08,697 Pardon me. 591 01:01:29,287 --> 01:01:31,845 - What is that thing? - Look out! 592 01:01:46,992 --> 01:01:49,180 Open the window and we'll drive him out. 593 01:02:17,576 --> 01:02:22,096 This morning I'm going to prepare a magnificent seagull egg omelette with fine herbs. 594 01:02:22,139 --> 01:02:23,512 Omelette. Bah! 595 01:02:23,616 --> 01:02:27,579 Well, today I'm going to draw the plans for a splendid villa with a big roman bath. 596 01:02:27,622 --> 01:02:31,825 - What are you going to do, Ollie? - I'm going to give you fellas a piece of my mind. 597 01:02:31,868 --> 01:02:33,874 Chérie's a nice girl, isn't she? 598 01:02:33,925 --> 01:02:35,321 - Exquisite. - Charming! 599 01:02:35,364 --> 01:02:37,871 - Pretty, too. - And we're all friends, aren't we? 600 01:02:37,914 --> 01:02:39,284 - Of course. - Naturally. 601 01:02:39,327 --> 01:02:43,200 Well, I make a motion that we never let a woman come between us. Agreed? 602 01:02:43,243 --> 01:02:44,734 - Of course. - I agree. 603 01:02:44,892 --> 01:02:46,343 Now, let's all get dressed. 604 01:02:49,568 --> 01:02:53,068 - Say, Ollie, where's the sandpaper? - Sandpaper? 605 01:02:54,222 --> 01:02:55,948 - In that locker. - Thank you. 606 01:03:12,136 --> 01:03:13,136 Pardon me. 607 01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:15,742 Thank you. 608 01:03:16,945 --> 01:03:17,958 Pardon me. 609 01:03:19,388 --> 01:03:20,431 Thank you. 610 01:03:25,787 --> 01:03:26,804 Pardon me. 611 01:03:31,307 --> 01:03:32,333 Thanks a lot. 612 01:03:33,381 --> 01:03:34,426 Pardon me. 613 01:03:38,672 --> 01:03:39,685 Thank you. 614 01:03:41,968 --> 01:03:42,985 Pardon me. 615 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:22,899 Hey! 616 01:04:25,803 --> 01:04:26,813 Look! 617 01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:39,222 Hello. 618 01:04:42,613 --> 01:04:43,722 What's the matter? 619 01:04:44,118 --> 01:04:45,562 The cat got your tongues? 620 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,984 How nice you look this morning. 621 01:04:52,273 --> 01:04:54,218 Come on, come on. I want you to sit down. 622 01:04:58,076 --> 01:05:00,609 I'll have the food on the table in two seconds. 623 01:05:16,239 --> 01:05:18,908 - Look! She's done clean plates! - Even a table cloth! 624 01:05:18,951 --> 01:05:20,304 And clean napkins! 625 01:05:20,347 --> 01:05:22,951 - She even swept the floor. - Yes. 626 01:05:38,347 --> 01:05:40,307 Does this belong to anybody? 627 01:05:41,130 --> 01:05:43,933 - Never saw that guy before. - Nobody I know. - No. 628 01:05:48,923 --> 01:05:49,947 It's mine. 629 01:05:50,843 --> 01:05:51,994 It's a friend. 630 01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:55,413 It's just someone I knew once. 631 01:06:09,157 --> 01:06:11,779 I have a little surprise which I hope you're going to like. 632 01:06:11,822 --> 01:06:13,024 What, another one? 633 01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:14,579 What is it? 634 01:06:14,928 --> 01:06:16,181 A bouillabaisse. 635 01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:21,541 Tell me, was your boyfriend fond of bouillabaisse? 636 01:06:21,855 --> 01:06:23,041 Oh, he loved it. 637 01:07:13,234 --> 01:07:15,641 Is this the warehouse you've been building? 638 01:07:15,684 --> 01:07:18,547 As warehouses go, it's a funny warehouse. 639 01:07:23,342 --> 01:07:25,155 This is no warehouse! 640 01:07:45,243 --> 01:07:46,462 It's for you. 641 01:07:47,589 --> 01:07:51,089 - For me? - Yes, for you. It sure is easy to fool you. 642 01:07:51,395 --> 01:07:53,948 Did you really think we were building a refrigerator? 643 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:58,197 We were afraid you'd find out, so we put on all the decorations last night. 644 01:08:22,689 --> 01:08:23,737 Come on in. 645 01:08:57,655 --> 01:08:58,908 It's just lovely. 646 01:09:04,091 --> 01:09:07,971 You've all been such wonderful friends. This is the first real home I've ever had. 647 01:09:08,171 --> 01:09:09,851 I'm so happy I... 648 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,171 You're not content just to be a singer. 649 01:09:14,610 --> 01:09:16,510 You've also got to be the comedian. 650 01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:27,609 What are you playing now? 651 01:09:27,823 --> 01:09:29,972 Snow white and the seven dwarves? 652 01:09:32,989 --> 01:09:36,449 That's the fella in the picture that she carries around with her. 653 01:09:37,802 --> 01:09:41,479 Alright! You've tracked me down! Now what? 654 01:09:41,522 --> 01:09:43,979 You're wrong, baby. I never tried tracking you down. 655 01:09:44,022 --> 01:09:47,373 Our old friend Dolan reported he'd seen an uncharted island. 656 01:09:47,675 --> 01:09:49,232 My business here is to chart it. 657 01:09:49,275 --> 01:09:51,270 My men are out there working at it now. 658 01:09:52,628 --> 01:09:53,661 Look here... 659 01:09:53,974 --> 01:09:56,054 I suppose I had to have my head examined 660 01:09:56,141 --> 01:09:58,070 but I'm going to give you one more chance. 661 01:09:59,587 --> 01:10:03,267 Go and pack you're things and be down at the beach in 15 minutes. 662 01:10:04,936 --> 01:10:06,033 What for? 663 01:10:06,076 --> 01:10:08,211 Well, I suppose you want to be rescued, don't you? 664 01:10:09,228 --> 01:10:10,342 Not by you! 665 01:10:13,246 --> 01:10:15,452 Lieutenant! Come right away! We've found something! 666 01:10:15,684 --> 01:10:17,128 OK. I'll be right with you. 667 01:10:19,513 --> 01:10:20,713 This is your last chance. 668 01:10:21,225 --> 01:10:22,300 Are you coming? 669 01:10:23,713 --> 01:10:24,739 No! 670 01:10:33,177 --> 01:10:34,850 We'd better keep an eye on that guy. 671 01:10:34,893 --> 01:10:37,177 He looks like a man who would steal our island. 672 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,575 It's uranium! The place is loaded with it. 673 01:10:56,637 --> 01:10:57,710 Uranium. 674 01:11:02,353 --> 01:11:04,913 Which one of you fellas happened to land first on this island? 675 01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:06,700 Let me handle this, fellas. 676 01:11:06,912 --> 01:11:08,189 Why do you ask that? 677 01:11:08,232 --> 01:11:10,705 Because it will determine which nation owns the island. 678 01:11:11,047 --> 01:11:12,712 We all own it. 679 01:11:12,755 --> 01:11:15,047 Of course, of course, you own the island. 680 01:11:15,098 --> 01:11:19,758 You're the real proprietors but some country has got to claim sovereignty. 681 01:11:19,935 --> 01:11:25,892 International law specifies that an island belongs to the country whose citizen was first to set foot on it. 682 01:11:25,935 --> 01:11:28,576 - So some country can take our island? - That's right. 683 01:11:28,922 --> 01:11:31,403 And if that country has immigration laws? 684 01:11:31,446 --> 01:11:34,830 - You'll have to abide by those laws. - Even income tax laws? 685 01:11:34,873 --> 01:11:38,739 Income tax laws, inheritance taxes and sales taxes. 686 01:11:38,782 --> 01:11:42,082 You know what they're trying to do? They're trying to take our geraniums. 687 01:11:42,168 --> 01:11:43,634 That's it, exactly! 688 01:11:43,768 --> 01:11:46,501 Pardon us for just one moment. 689 01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:00,779 Let's tell him that we all landed on the island at the same time. 690 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:04,764 We can't tell a lie. Antoine was the first to land. 691 01:12:04,941 --> 01:12:08,121 - It was a terrible night and... - Alright, alright. 692 01:12:14,358 --> 01:12:15,409 Here's how it is. 693 01:12:15,452 --> 01:12:18,511 - I was the first man to set foot on this island. - OK. 694 01:12:18,554 --> 01:12:20,494 - What's your name? - Antoine. 695 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:24,207 - Antoine what? - Antoine Master of Cooking. 696 01:12:24,562 --> 01:12:26,747 - Nationality? - I haven't any. 697 01:12:26,957 --> 01:12:30,111 You see, he is what is known as a stateless man. 698 01:12:30,158 --> 01:12:33,080 Or in other words, a misplaced person. 699 01:12:33,163 --> 01:12:36,023 You see, he's lost and he can't find himself. 700 01:12:36,293 --> 01:12:38,650 - Listen, you've got to have a nationality. - Telling me? 701 01:12:38,693 --> 01:12:43,656 I explained that in every port wherever I tried to land, but no country wanted to have me. 702 01:12:43,699 --> 01:12:45,999 Every country now will want to have you. 703 01:12:46,889 --> 01:12:50,092 I'll go and radio the authorities and dump it in somebody's lap. 704 01:12:50,135 --> 01:12:51,221 So long, gentlemen. 705 01:12:51,433 --> 01:12:53,315 - Bye, bye. - So long, Lieutenant. 706 01:13:00,372 --> 01:13:02,225 You can call the gentlemen of the press. 707 01:13:08,221 --> 01:13:12,148 - Is it true a new island's been discovered? - Can you give us the facts? - Who does it belong to? 708 01:13:12,191 --> 01:13:14,741 Not so fast, gentlemen, not so fast. 709 01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:16,858 The island belongs to no one, 710 01:13:16,901 --> 01:13:18,411 - for the time being. - To no one? 711 01:13:18,454 --> 01:13:24,100 Four shipwrecked men have settled down there, but the first man who stepped down the island is a stateless person, 712 01:13:24,147 --> 01:13:26,414 a citizen of no nationality. 713 01:13:27,006 --> 01:13:30,806 Consequently no country is an a position to lay claim to sovereignty on the island. 714 01:13:30,849 --> 01:13:33,015 - Is it an important island? - Important? 715 01:13:33,342 --> 01:13:36,609 It is loaded with the biggest deposits of uranium discovered to this day. 716 01:13:36,652 --> 01:13:39,429 - Uranium? - Uranium? 717 01:13:39,592 --> 01:13:41,192 Here's the complete file, gentlemen. 718 01:13:41,298 --> 01:13:42,832 You can go through it as you please. 719 01:13:48,608 --> 01:13:51,648 Every hour on the hour this station is giving you up to the minute reports... 720 01:13:51,690 --> 01:13:54,847 - about difficults... - of the great states... 721 01:13:54,890 --> 01:13:56,650 in the metter of... 722 01:13:56,694 --> 01:13:58,214 the recent discovery in the Pacific... 723 01:13:58,256 --> 01:14:00,817 of an island which will be known hence forth 724 01:14:00,997 --> 01:14:03,077 as Atoll H. 725 01:14:03,347 --> 01:14:06,423 I beg your pardon. Atoll K. 726 01:14:07,231 --> 01:14:09,710 After a fortnight of conferences... 727 01:14:09,753 --> 01:14:12,310 The great powers in a joint statement issued today, 728 01:14:12,353 --> 01:14:14,966 announced the appointment of an international commission... 729 01:14:15,009 --> 01:14:18,215 to decide which nation will be awarded sovereignty rights... 730 01:14:18,258 --> 01:14:21,558 over the island which has emerged from the ocean only a short time ago 731 01:14:21,601 --> 01:14:24,044 and will be known as Atoll K. 732 01:14:24,244 --> 01:14:27,157 This statement was welcomed with relief in the world capitals. 733 01:14:27,268 --> 01:14:29,524 Now it has become only a question of time 734 01:14:29,567 --> 01:14:32,793 before some government raises it's flag over Atoll K. 735 01:14:33,578 --> 01:14:35,807 Some government's flag, they say. 736 01:14:36,371 --> 01:14:37,818 Do you hear that? 737 01:14:37,861 --> 01:14:42,064 - Well, why don't we make a government of our own? - Chérie's right! 738 01:14:45,004 --> 01:14:49,379 I'll write a constitution like has never been written before. 739 01:14:51,636 --> 01:14:52,789 Sharpen this! 740 01:15:04,707 --> 01:15:07,727 This will have to be a short constitution. 741 01:15:09,534 --> 01:15:10,547 Now... 742 01:15:11,447 --> 01:15:12,507 We, 743 01:15:12,807 --> 01:15:14,327 the people... 744 01:15:15,334 --> 01:15:16,386 of... 745 01:15:17,870 --> 01:15:18,913 of... 746 01:15:20,331 --> 01:15:22,128 Crusoeland, 747 01:15:26,245 --> 01:15:28,792 in order to save our island, 748 01:15:29,310 --> 01:15:35,274 do hereby form a government. 749 01:15:36,752 --> 01:15:38,447 Now, what kind of government do we want? 750 01:15:38,490 --> 01:15:40,561 Very little government would be good, I think. 751 01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:42,870 - Without too many laws. - And no passports. 752 01:15:43,115 --> 01:15:45,364 No passports. 753 01:15:45,449 --> 01:15:48,215 - And no prisons. - No prisons. 754 01:15:52,221 --> 01:15:53,227 What? 755 01:15:55,403 --> 01:15:58,107 - No taxes. - No taxes. 756 01:15:59,218 --> 01:16:01,718 This is getting to be a perfect government. 757 01:16:01,876 --> 01:16:05,551 And I will add, no laws and no money. 758 01:16:06,471 --> 01:16:08,231 And that's all we have room for. 759 01:16:08,641 --> 01:16:10,898 Now, the next thing is to hold an election. 760 01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:13,105 I vote for myself as President. 761 01:16:13,173 --> 01:16:17,133 - And Stanley seconds the motion. - But I'm the discoverer of our island! 762 01:16:17,176 --> 01:16:20,616 - I vote for me! You vote for me too, don't you? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 763 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,489 Giovanni votes only for Giovanni. 764 01:16:23,416 --> 01:16:24,830 Electioneering is over. 765 01:16:30,270 --> 01:16:33,076 Chérie, count the votes. 766 01:16:33,792 --> 01:16:35,578 One vote for Giovanni. 767 01:16:36,118 --> 01:16:37,851 One vote for Antoine. 768 01:16:38,651 --> 01:16:43,399 One, two, three... Three votes for Oliver Crusoe. 769 01:16:43,456 --> 01:16:46,477 The President is elected by a comfortable majority. 770 01:16:51,143 --> 01:16:54,923 As President of Crusoeland, I will now choose my cabinet. 771 01:16:55,332 --> 01:17:00,879 - Chérie, you are my Vice President. - Oh, thank you, Mr. President. 772 01:17:01,265 --> 01:17:04,545 Antoine, you are my foreign minister. 773 01:17:04,770 --> 01:17:06,478 I am very proud. 774 01:17:07,025 --> 01:17:12,658 - Giovanni, you are the minister of construction. - You couldn't have made a better choice. 775 01:17:13,915 --> 01:17:15,032 Well, that's that. 776 01:17:19,172 --> 01:17:20,505 What about me? 777 01:17:20,692 --> 01:17:23,307 Stanley, you are the people! 778 01:17:23,882 --> 01:17:25,895 I don't want to be the people! 779 01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:28,448 What do you mean, you don't want to be the people? 780 01:17:28,491 --> 01:17:30,548 There are more of you than there are of us! 781 01:17:30,868 --> 01:17:33,534 - You mean, there's a lot of me? - Certainly! 782 01:17:33,586 --> 01:17:36,419 Oh, why didn't you tell me? I didn't know. 783 01:17:37,395 --> 01:17:38,621 Mr. President, 784 01:17:38,828 --> 01:17:41,048 but now we will have to have a flag. 785 01:17:41,091 --> 01:17:44,211 Giovanni's right. We can't have a government without a flag. 786 01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:48,325 Can't we use this as a flag? 787 01:17:48,418 --> 01:17:50,194 That will be perfect! 788 01:17:50,412 --> 01:17:52,318 Yes, but we will need an emblem. 789 01:17:52,925 --> 01:17:55,367 Wait a second. I have an idea. 790 01:18:38,884 --> 01:18:41,977 That is impossible to keep this house clean. 791 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:45,730 Look at that. Terrible. 792 01:18:51,497 --> 01:18:53,270 See? The dust did that. 793 01:19:21,780 --> 01:19:24,107 - Stan, Ollie! - What happened? 794 01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:27,456 - Looks like we're being invaded. - What happened? Take a look at the beach. 795 01:19:41,933 --> 01:19:46,409 Under the principle of self determination, the constitution proposed by the government, 796 01:19:46,452 --> 01:19:48,712 has been ratified by unanimous vote. 797 01:19:49,585 --> 01:19:55,198 We have no other alternative but to recognise this new sovereign state, the Crusoeland. 798 01:20:42,215 --> 01:20:43,218 Pardon me. 799 01:20:44,978 --> 01:20:45,984 Pardon me. 800 01:20:50,668 --> 01:20:53,288 Oh, boy, oh, boy. It's a great hit, my bouillabaisse 801 01:20:53,331 --> 01:20:57,184 - Waiter, waiter! - Yes, yes, yes. - Antoine, more bouillabaisse. - Yes. 802 01:20:57,227 --> 01:20:59,673 - Poor Antoine. - Poor Antoine's right, huh? 803 01:21:05,215 --> 01:21:07,515 - Honestly, what I owe you, buddy? - Nothing. 804 01:21:07,588 --> 01:21:11,455 - Nothing at all? - Let's say you do nothing. This is a free country. 805 01:21:11,781 --> 01:21:14,408 Oh, boy. If I'd known that I'd taken a bottle. 806 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:15,655 Here, take one. 807 01:21:15,934 --> 01:21:18,940 - Give him another one, Stanley. - Well, certainly. 808 01:21:19,235 --> 01:21:22,407 Oh, Geez, thanks, mister. Thanks a million, mister. 809 01:21:23,441 --> 01:21:24,448 Give me that. 810 01:21:32,397 --> 01:21:34,291 Who said you could give that stuff away? 811 01:21:34,397 --> 01:21:36,531 I brought this licor out here, so I could sell it. 812 01:21:36,597 --> 01:21:40,144 - I want cash. - But money is against the rules of our constitution. 813 01:21:40,187 --> 01:21:43,391 - Yean, and we have no taxes, either. - Oh, yeah? 814 01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,560 Taxes I don't care about. 815 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,500 You gotta make money for 'em. 816 01:21:47,627 --> 01:21:50,333 - Farewell. - Out of my way, fatty! 817 01:21:51,093 --> 01:21:53,073 Give me a bottle of cognac! 818 01:21:58,375 --> 01:21:59,462 Which one? 819 01:22:04,517 --> 01:22:05,530 That one! 820 01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:13,518 I'm sorry, but you'll have to pay for that. 821 01:22:13,638 --> 01:22:14,858 Who said so? 822 01:22:15,897 --> 01:22:16,911 He did. 823 01:22:30,485 --> 01:22:31,771 What are you having? 824 01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:33,495 You! 825 01:22:33,538 --> 01:22:35,518 Let me go. You can't do that. 826 01:22:36,191 --> 01:22:38,041 They said it's a free country here. 827 01:22:38,084 --> 01:22:41,244 As President of this island I demand that you desist. 828 01:22:51,003 --> 01:22:52,496 Do that again! 829 01:22:56,668 --> 01:22:58,907 You keep out of this, nitwit! 830 01:22:58,950 --> 01:23:01,290 I'll have you thrown off of this island for that! 831 01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:06,083 - Yeah, we'll have you imported. - If I were you, my fine friends, I wouldn't be too sure. 832 01:23:08,153 --> 01:23:09,212 See you later. 833 01:23:10,952 --> 01:23:11,959 Gentlemen. 834 01:23:12,002 --> 01:23:16,108 I'll have him thrown off this island, if it's the last thing I do! 835 01:23:16,151 --> 01:23:18,065 - That's not possible. - Why not? 836 01:23:18,108 --> 01:23:20,934 - Because we have no such laws. - Yes. That would be pretty difficult. 837 01:23:20,977 --> 01:23:22,990 We'd be forced to change the constitution. 838 01:23:23,033 --> 01:23:25,033 If you want my advice, Mr. President, 839 01:23:25,386 --> 01:23:28,346 - call a meeting of the cabinet. - That's a good idea. Come on. 840 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,580 We'll attend to that right now! 841 01:23:32,445 --> 01:23:34,805 Enjoy yourself, folks. We'll be right back. 842 01:23:39,205 --> 01:23:42,498 This island is a paradise governed by idiots. 843 01:23:42,898 --> 01:23:44,332 A man like me 844 01:23:44,850 --> 01:23:50,357 could put himself in power and lay his hands on its trunk of money. Just think of it. 845 01:23:51,158 --> 01:23:54,924 - You want to come in on it with me? - It sounds alright, but what are the people going to say? 846 01:23:54,967 --> 01:23:58,760 - They're happy with things the way they are. - The people. Haha! 847 01:23:58,987 --> 01:24:00,927 We're just telling them they're not happy. 848 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,987 They're always ready to believe that. 849 01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:05,627 We'll have to organize a few demonstrations. 850 01:24:05,747 --> 01:24:09,327 That will show them how dangerous it is to live without law. 851 01:24:09,370 --> 01:24:10,494 I'm afraid you're late. 852 01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:15,509 The president has just put up a proclamation declaring that from now on law and order will be the rule. 853 01:24:38,817 --> 01:24:40,695 It sure is quiet out there. 854 01:24:40,738 --> 01:24:44,135 That's because I showed a firm hand with our proclamation. 855 01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:02,122 And now I'll make a tour round the island and test the public's reaction. 856 01:25:04,525 --> 01:25:05,692 You don't have to. 857 01:25:05,891 --> 01:25:09,064 - They're coming to visit you. - They're coming to apologise. 858 01:25:10,521 --> 01:25:13,307 I knew that would bring them to their senses. 859 01:25:18,764 --> 01:25:20,235 Who wrote that? 860 01:25:20,601 --> 01:25:21,663 He did. 861 01:25:25,632 --> 01:25:28,592 - I now put you under arrest. - But he's the President. 862 01:25:28,635 --> 01:25:30,305 He certainly is. 863 01:25:33,470 --> 01:25:34,843 Why don't you hang him? 864 01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:38,877 You have just given me an excellent idea. 865 01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:41,213 As defender of law and order 866 01:25:41,256 --> 01:25:44,426 I can guarantee you'll have a fair and honest trial. 867 01:25:44,562 --> 01:25:46,665 You will confess everything, 868 01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:50,012 and then you'll be hanged like gentlemen at sunrise. 869 01:25:50,068 --> 01:25:51,421 Thank you very much. 870 01:25:55,327 --> 01:25:56,474 What'd he say? 871 01:25:56,874 --> 01:25:59,731 Why don't you keep your big mouth shut? 872 01:25:59,774 --> 01:26:01,240 Are you going to hang her too? 873 01:26:01,859 --> 01:26:03,120 Of course not. 874 01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:05,646 She is much too beautiful. 875 01:26:06,086 --> 01:26:08,146 If you will consent, my dear, 876 01:26:08,912 --> 01:26:12,724 I'll take you under my personal protection. 877 01:26:12,767 --> 01:26:17,080 - What can I say, but thank you. - I can't believe my ears. 878 01:26:17,473 --> 01:26:21,473 Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything. 879 01:26:21,579 --> 01:26:23,383 Put some guards around the house. 880 01:26:23,426 --> 01:26:26,572 I'll immediately go and start a crew building a gallows. 881 01:26:26,861 --> 01:26:32,141 Oh, by the way, now that I'm going to be President, I'll need that outfit. 882 01:26:32,381 --> 01:26:35,794 - Will you accompany me, my dear? - But of course. 883 01:26:44,827 --> 01:26:47,774 - I still can't believe my... - Oh, shut up! 884 01:27:00,922 --> 01:27:03,075 See if the guards are still out there. 885 01:27:17,938 --> 01:27:19,138 He missed me! 886 01:27:29,981 --> 01:27:31,760 Attention! Attention! 887 01:27:31,803 --> 01:27:34,416 Commander in chief, geographic station Tahiti, 888 01:27:34,492 --> 01:27:35,976 calling Lieutenant Frazer. 889 01:27:36,019 --> 01:27:37,096 SS area, 890 01:27:37,219 --> 01:27:41,825 report your position. 8:30 a.m., wavelength 15 metres. Over. 891 01:27:41,868 --> 01:27:44,481 Lucky I was hired to come here as a radio operator. 892 01:27:44,792 --> 01:27:49,198 - Without Alecto I'd be sunk. - Which reminds me, he was just looking for you, Alecto. 893 01:27:51,269 --> 01:27:52,282 Where is he? 894 01:27:52,362 --> 01:27:54,024 Oh, over there. 895 01:27:59,148 --> 01:28:00,149 Hello. 896 01:28:00,212 --> 01:28:01,586 Lieutenant Frazer. 897 01:28:01,885 --> 01:28:03,257 Lieutenant Frazer! 898 01:28:07,228 --> 01:28:09,015 Lieutenant, it's for you. 899 01:28:12,697 --> 01:28:13,890 Sounds like a dame. 900 01:28:13,975 --> 01:28:15,215 Lieutenant Frazer. 901 01:28:15,258 --> 01:28:16,528 Lieutenant Frazer! 902 01:28:16,571 --> 01:28:17,931 Hello, snow white. 903 01:28:18,391 --> 01:28:20,304 Don't tell me the dwarves are annoying you. 904 01:28:20,347 --> 01:28:22,992 Hello, Jack. Oh, listen to me. You've got to come right away. 905 01:28:23,035 --> 01:28:26,372 They started a revolution. They build the gallows. They're going to hang everyone. 906 01:28:26,415 --> 01:28:27,955 I need you! Do you hear me? 907 01:28:29,098 --> 01:28:31,371 Change your course, 20 points to starboard. 908 01:28:34,832 --> 01:28:36,078 Of course I can hear you. 909 01:28:37,032 --> 01:28:38,505 But you don't really need me. 910 01:28:38,548 --> 01:28:41,178 But, Jack, don't kid me. There isn't a minue to lose. 911 01:28:41,247 --> 01:28:42,901 - If you love me... - You, too. 912 01:28:43,067 --> 01:28:47,413 Round up everybody and tell them the traitors of the government of Carusoeland 913 01:28:47,456 --> 01:28:49,384 will be hanged within the hour. 914 01:28:49,462 --> 01:28:52,715 And now let's get the principal actors. Hip hip hurra! 915 01:29:02,627 --> 01:29:07,187 One, two, three, four... Let's go! 916 01:30:33,230 --> 01:30:35,809 - Get away! Quick! - Is this another one of your tricks? 917 01:30:35,879 --> 01:30:38,865 - What do you mean, tricks? - Tricks. Sure, she's full of them. 918 01:30:38,908 --> 01:30:41,767 - We go outside and the guards shoot us. - You're wrong! 919 01:30:41,878 --> 01:30:44,184 I just got rid of the guards outside. 920 01:30:44,269 --> 01:30:45,891 I put a stone in my purse. 921 01:30:47,766 --> 01:30:51,866 I went with Alecto only because one of us had to remain free to save the others. 922 01:30:51,932 --> 01:30:53,979 - What are we waiting for? - Come on! 923 01:30:55,409 --> 01:30:58,689 - No. I'm staying here. - But we can't leave you here! 924 01:30:58,732 --> 01:31:01,052 I've got to stay here and send them in the other direction. 925 01:31:01,094 --> 01:31:04,547 - Thank you very much, miss. - Now hurry up! Hurry up! 926 01:31:30,135 --> 01:31:32,402 - But how did it happen? - I haven't got time to explain! 927 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:34,682 You've got to run and try to catch those brutes. 928 01:31:35,281 --> 01:31:37,621 But did you notice which way they went? 929 01:31:38,029 --> 01:31:40,388 - That way! - Follow me! 930 01:32:06,569 --> 01:32:07,590 Follow me! 931 01:32:23,327 --> 01:32:25,123 Hurry up! They went this way! 932 01:32:36,390 --> 01:32:37,671 Hey, look at that! 933 01:32:55,408 --> 01:32:57,025 I think we're safe here. 934 01:32:58,038 --> 01:32:59,084 Don't you? 935 01:33:11,736 --> 01:33:12,942 He must have fainted. 936 01:33:27,725 --> 01:33:28,812 What happened? 937 01:33:37,908 --> 01:33:38,991 Chérie! 938 01:33:40,648 --> 01:33:41,828 It's Chérie! 939 01:33:47,643 --> 01:33:52,796 Stan, answer me. Forgive me. I didn't know it was you. Please, look at me. 940 01:33:54,761 --> 01:33:58,014 - How did you manage to catch them? - But I... I... 941 01:33:58,969 --> 01:34:02,588 The girl is absolutely wonderful. She has a stone in her bag! 942 01:34:04,636 --> 01:34:05,656 Quick! 943 01:34:05,834 --> 01:34:08,822 Get them out of here! We're going to give the signal for the show to begin. 944 01:34:09,054 --> 01:34:14,207 As a token of thanks for your help, without which I would never have succeeded, 945 01:34:14,675 --> 01:34:21,581 I am giving you the honour of pulling the lever that will drop these traitors into eternity. 946 01:34:31,946 --> 01:34:34,062 Alecto! Alecto! 947 01:34:34,105 --> 01:34:37,431 - This girl is in cahoots with the traitors! - Look where he's standing. 948 01:34:37,474 --> 01:34:40,815 - What are you talking about? - She overpowered us and let them escape! 949 01:35:52,217 --> 01:35:56,403 I don't get it. I've just been checking. We're exactly on the position where the island stood. 950 01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:02,101 This is what you would call a lucky break. 951 01:36:05,045 --> 01:36:06,965 Oh, no! 952 01:36:07,084 --> 01:36:08,538 What do you mean, no? 953 01:36:08,581 --> 01:36:11,125 - I don't want to be rescued by him! - Why not? 954 01:36:11,175 --> 01:36:12,714 He was too long getting here! 955 01:36:13,096 --> 01:36:18,003 This world of ours is definitely no fair place but people go on living just the same. 956 01:36:18,375 --> 01:36:20,998 Chérie Lamour is finally marrying her Lieutenant. 957 01:36:21,041 --> 01:36:24,711 And they look forward to many years of happily married life. 958 01:36:24,754 --> 01:36:25,801 ...and never jilted me! 959 01:36:25,844 --> 01:36:28,310 Do you take for your wedded wife Miss Chérie Lamour? 960 01:36:28,353 --> 01:36:29,404 OK, OK! 961 01:36:29,447 --> 01:36:30,464 Right, right. 962 01:36:30,507 --> 01:36:33,393 - I now pronounce you man and wife. - Is that why you've jilted me? 963 01:36:33,436 --> 01:36:34,733 - I jilted you, you say? - Yes! 964 01:36:34,776 --> 01:36:37,089 Giovanni has gone back to his native Italy. 965 01:36:37,132 --> 01:36:41,678 Instead of building marble palaces, he'll go on forever building fences. 966 01:36:42,668 --> 01:36:45,735 Antoine has been brought back to the boat from which he ran away. 967 01:36:45,942 --> 01:36:51,395 Still anxious to give up this life of wandering, he tries once more his usual means of escape. 968 01:36:51,596 --> 01:36:55,229 But this time he's gotten into the wrong sort of cage. 969 01:37:03,668 --> 01:37:05,291 As for our two heroes, 970 01:37:05,334 --> 01:37:08,927 after all their mishaps, they've finally gotten their inheritance. 971 01:37:09,088 --> 01:37:15,008 Their own south sea island and there far away from all the cares of the world, 972 01:37:15,051 --> 01:37:18,264 they settled down to a well earned rest. 973 01:37:18,307 --> 01:37:23,640 That was sure was nice of Frazer and Chérie to land us here on our own real island. 974 01:37:23,891 --> 01:37:26,291 Give us all this food and everything... 975 01:37:26,847 --> 01:37:30,404 - Just like a fresh start in life. - It certainly is. 976 01:37:30,447 --> 01:37:33,900 And they're going to send us new supplies every six months. 977 01:37:34,077 --> 01:37:36,987 At last, all of our troubles are over. 978 01:37:37,114 --> 01:37:42,192 Yes, sir. Nothing to do from now on but eat and sleep. 979 01:37:42,235 --> 01:37:45,326 And nobody to tell us what to do. 980 01:37:48,075 --> 01:37:51,061 - What are you doing here? - What are we doing here? 981 01:37:51,104 --> 01:37:52,835 Well, this is our island! 982 01:37:53,322 --> 01:37:54,528 There must be some mistake. 983 01:37:54,571 --> 01:37:58,899 This island has been taken over by the government for insufficient payment of inheritance taxes. 984 01:37:58,942 --> 01:38:01,362 Moreover, you've also been fined for the delay. 985 01:38:01,895 --> 01:38:04,249 It's my duty to seize your supplies and food. 986 01:38:04,384 --> 01:38:05,474 Take it away! 987 01:38:13,596 --> 01:38:16,968 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! 988 01:38:17,845 --> 01:38:22,992 Well, I couldn't help it. You're always blaming me for everything. I didn't know that...